2023年1月8日星期日

新年決心2周目

Having decided that my physique is not enough to match the size of my dick, I decided to stick to the tradition of making new year's resolutions and breaking them, only to find out I did not break them like I do for the first week of my year. 

My first quixotic wish is to get big. I have been going into the sick gym in Surrey, no queue at all, and the equipment are clean af. (fuck ubc gym) Yes, my body aches everywhere, and I found out I'm lactose intolerant when I overdosed on 32oz of milk, but I am taking much better care of myself than in 2022. So much so that I think I will keep this habit. 

Apart from that, I think I am starting to miss living in Vancouver, or else I will have to come up with an excuse to have my own automobile. Seems like my family is reserved about this but this is what I have to do. Waiting for the market to make its move and I'll surf along. 

Besides that, I really want to smoke. 

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