日本亞馬遜運費事件

I loved shopping for Japanese stuff. They have all kinds of wild shit to put into cosmetics and medicines, that elsewhere isn't putting in. 

They even have a university database for the commercial name with the wild shit you want in your product, all the companies too. That is way too sick.

So I was shopping on amazon.co.jp the other day, and I had a bunch of stuff in the cart I am willing to surrender my cash with, and I discovered that someone in the programming team probably fucked up the website because everything now costs 3000JPY to ship. 

So hypothetically, if I buy 10 items, it will cost me 30000JPY (300 CAD?) 

What the fuck man?

But I soon discovered the interesting part about this, as when you're buying a pen, they are literally charging you the same shipping price as a heavy-ass refrigerator. Holy shit. 

Immediately, I searched for a motorcycle, but they didn't have one.

It would still be pretty sick if I can ship a motorcycle from Japan to Canada for $30. 

書店咖啡事件

It is common knowledge that the barista at a chain coffee shoppe would often mispronounce your name, so I have gotten into the habit of making pseudonyms at my order. 

On this particular day off Stat courses, whose length is longer than the industrial toilet paper roll at the university and the voice more hypnotic than that of Houdini's performance, I delta-ed the fuck out of the lecture hall.

At the coffee shop, I chose a 4-shot grande americano and the name "Max" to give in to the crave for caffeine and pretend that craving is not mine, and then went on to do other business. When I returned, I realised a guy called Mathias took my americano but he has the exact same order as mine.

I cannot help but wonder what is going on in Mathias's life. Probably some hard shit, that is the only reason I could think of for people who order 4 shots in his americano.

The coffee tastes adequate, not watered down but didn't really improve my cognitive sensitivity.

Met 2 roommates on campus today. They claim the house is "so boring" right now, which I took as a compliment to my personality.

Ordered warm sake and overpriced ramen at the spot to swallow the emptiness after tuition payment. What the fuck is the meaning of my life?

I am on time with my readings and doing well like I previously did in high school, but I still feel a forlornness, it does not feel like I am in the driving seat of my life. 

Dangerous thoughts. Maybe from the lack of sleep. 

新年決心2周目

Having decided that my physique is not enough to match the size of my dick, I decided to stick to the tradition of making new year's resolutions and breaking them, only to find out I did not break them like I do for the first week of my year. 

My first quixotic wish is to get big. I have been going into the sick gym in Surrey, no queue at all, and the equipment are clean af. (fuck ubc gym) Yes, my body aches everywhere, and I found out I'm lactose intolerant when I overdosed on 32oz of milk, but I am taking much better care of myself than in 2022. So much so that I think I will keep this habit. 

Apart from that, I think I am starting to miss living in Vancouver, or else I will have to come up with an excuse to have my own automobile. Seems like my family is reserved about this but this is what I have to do. Waiting for the market to make its move and I'll surf along. 

Besides that, I really want to smoke.